March 2009
Waiting to pick up @Bleepin_wife from work. Ambulance just pulled in lights flashing and siren wailing…
February 2009
Store Brand Eye drops seem to work about the same as the name brands, but their bottles suck! They’re called eye drops, not eye floods!
My shirt is soaked from the stupid eye drops!
Best twitter bio ever… “I was a nobody who learned the internet and now make millions…” Learned the internet? Sorry, you’re blocked. :)
I love twitter spammers, especially intelligent ones!
Mentos in an ice cube in Diet Coke! Brilliant! Ice melts and FIZZ! http://tinyurl.com/cegv9a
Just spent the last 30 minutes reading a Funeral Director group page on facebook. I’m gonna have nightmares…
G’nite all!
I am sick of the silly “internet marketers” all over twitter… Getting hard to block them all.
World’s Shortest Escalator… Awesome! http://tinyurl.com/be82cd
Playing outside with the new green laser pointer… It’s like having Illuminations Lasers in the palm of my hand!
FAIL WHALE!! OH NOES!!
http://twitpic.com/1pn4w - Today’s haul… 6 Cars cars…
They moved the Citrus Swirls to Aloha Isle! Now to get the strawberry swirl back as well…
Pausch leaf gone from Tea Party
Everything is 45 min or higher. Dole Whip and then Ikea…
Riding the TTA. MK is fairly busy today…
I wonder why the Joe seems to be the only Arena where they have the multi camera angles on NHL Gamecenter…
Just woke up from a post baseball game nap. Watching Green Acres on the couch with a surprisingly friendly cat. He scares me when he’s nice.
Vultures circling stadium… Confusing the smell of death with 5000 snowbirds…
Take me out to the Ball Game!
http://twitpic.com/1osi7 - Tiger Spring Training opener
I have such sarcastic friends… Now everyone’s DMing me with “Hello Trapped on, thanks for the follow!” You bastards! :D
Unfollowing some more people with autoresponders. DMed me with “Hello Trapped On, thanks for the follow” @ me if you read this and ur real
Heading to the Tigers Home Spring Training Opener against the Braves in Lakeland…. Woot!
Oh and for the record, I’ve been awake since 10:30. But thanks for the wake up calls! :) My friends are clowns…
Watching Extreme Trains on Tivo. I like the show, but sometimes the host tries too hard to make it “EXTREME!” relax man… Trains are cool.
Note: anyone that I followed 2day with an autoresponder, you’ll be blocked and unfollowed. Have a great day…
Ok, just followed back a buttload of people on Twitter… If I missed you, and you’re not using twitter as a marketing or sales tool, @ me.
I really need to go thru and update my twitter followbacks… If I’m not following you, sry… I’ll get to you soon!
Subway announced that they won’t sever ties with Michael Phelps. That actually makes sense! Cheetos & Hostess should pick him up 2! Munchies
With that, I’m going to fly a lap around City of Heroes, and then head to bed…
Commie homo-loving sons of guns! LOL at Sean Penn!
Does anyone else think that the applause pop that some people get in the memorial montage is disrespectful to the others?
Someone needed to make a benny lava joke, and I’m just the guy to do it..
Who put the goat in here?
Zack Efron looks like he’s thinking: “what am I doing here with all of these real actors?”
Lake Placid 2 is on SciFi. WTF? Why did they make a sequel to the cheesiest movie of all time?? So far I’ve seen 3 minutes & even cheesier!
it smells like brush fires outside, however the usual haze that goes with brush fires isn’t there. Probably just someone burning a pile.
Are we not men?
Heading to bed… nite all. work in the AM
Harry Potter gas leak leads to evac at IOA. http://tinyurl.com/cvdpkn
They’re arresting a guy in prison for Chandra Levy’s death in 2002.
Coworker keeps calling Soarin’ “Soaring” and it’s driving me nuts! She really loves to ride “Soaring!”
Literary technique of writing or art which principally ridicules its subject often as an intended means of provoking or preventing change
Humor is often part of satire, but not always.
Quote of the day: “Change is the law of life. And those who look only to the past or present are certain to miss the future.” -JFK
make that kerpoof.com I’m the typo king today!
I’m still trying to make sense of the kerpouf.com purchase.I understood the reasons behind buying Club Penguin, but I’m scratching my head.
Does anyone else get frustrated that every online picture doesn’t have facebook or flickr-like nametags when you hover over them?